Friday, October 15, 2004

The Bush strategy? Appeal to appeal to lizards and other reptiles.

Having a hard time understanding why otherwise responsible adults can still be posting Bush/Cheney signs in their yards? Wonder how someone can watch that last debate, with George W. Bush literally foaming at the mouth, and still conclude that he's emotionally mature enough to be trusted with the most powerful military in the history of the world?



The answer is, FEAR! It's a carefully designed campaign to trigger the fight or flight response and ensure that voters never have a moment's time to make a reflective decision before the election.



If Bush is elected, it will prove once and for all the extraordinary power of our reptilian brains. A vestigial evolutionary relic will have triumphed over thousands of years of human evolution. The rest of the world will be correct when they judge that America is truly the land of the Neanderthals. And you'll want to be careful to avoid provoking your scaly neighbor as you peel off your Kerry-Edwards bumper sticker.



ARIANNA ONLINE - Appealing To Our Lizard Brains: Why Bush Is Still Standing

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Right on baby! This is one of the best in a while! --From your loving relative in Madison, WI!

Far-seeing Art said...

..and that makes Dick Cheney the Lizard King... he can do anything.