It's one of those things you'd really rather not spend too much time thinking about, but ... well ... do you suppose Condi's got some sort of hormone imbalance? You know, is it possible she's running a bit over on the testosterone meter?
Testosterone levels run amok would explain a lot, and there's a logic to it. All right, it's a bit twisted, but there is a certain logic nonetheless.
She's been the voice in George W. Bush's ear advising him to ignore the outpouring of support for America after 9/11 and telling him that since we can kick the daylights out of anyone else on the planet we've got the right to do whatever we choose.
And National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice has let it be known that she would like to be NFL Commissioner.
In fact, she confesses that her father, himself a football coach, was disappointed at having a female child who would never be a linebacker, and that she's been a football fan ever since.
There's a certain symmetry to this career move: the NFL job also largely entails sending others to do violence on behalf of uninvolved spectators.
Of course there's the problem of Paul Tagliabue, the current commissioner of the NFL who has no plans to step down. But, come to think of it, Condi has experience in forced regime change too, doesn't she?
Actually, the world would probably be a much safer place if Condi was able to vent her testosterone fueled fantasies on a playing field instead of the Middle East.
Cleveland Browns - Condoleezza Rice visits practice
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